feat: first implementation of honeypot logic

This is a bit of an experiment, stick with me.

The core idea here is that badly written crawlers are that: badly
written. They look for anything that contains `<a href="whatever" />`
tags and will blindly use those values to recurse. This takes advantage
of that by hiding a link in a `<script>` tag like this:

```html
<script type="ignore"><a href="/bots-only">Don't click</a></script>
```

Browsers will ignore it because they have no handler for the "ignore"
script type.

This current draft is very unoptimized (it takes like 7 seconds to
generate a page on my tower), however switching spintax libraries will
make this much faster.

The hope is to make this pluggable with WebAssembly such that we force
administrators to choose a storage method. First we crawl before we
walk.

The AI involvement in this commit is limited to the spintax in
affirmations.txt, spintext.txt, and titles.txt. This generates a bunch
of "pseudoprofound bullshit" like the following:

> This Restoration to Balance & Alignment
>
> There's a moment when creators are being called to realize that the work
> can't be reduced to results, but about energy. We don't innovate products
> by pushing harder, we do it by holding the vision. Because momentum can't
> be forced, it unfolds over time when culture are moving in the same
> direction. We're being invited into a paradigm shift in how we think
> about innovation. [...]

This is intended to "look" like normal article text. As this is a first
draft, this sucks and will be improved upon.

Assisted-by: GLM 4.6, ChatGPT, GPT-OSS 120b
Signed-off-by: Xe Iaso <me@xeiaso.net>
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2025-12-15 18:27:39 -05:00
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