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Xe Iaso
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This is a bit of an experiment, stick with me. The core idea here is that badly written crawlers are that: badly written. They look for anything that contains `<a href="whatever" />` tags and will blindly use those values to recurse. This takes advantage of that by hiding a link in a `<script>` tag like this: ```html <script type="ignore"><a href="/bots-only">Don't click</a></script> ``` Browsers will ignore it because they have no handler for the "ignore" script type. This current draft is very unoptimized (it takes like 7 seconds to generate a page on my tower), however switching spintax libraries will make this much faster. The hope is to make this pluggable with WebAssembly such that we force administrators to choose a storage method. First we crawl before we walk. The AI involvement in this commit is limited to the spintax in affirmations.txt, spintext.txt, and titles.txt. This generates a bunch of "pseudoprofound bullshit" like the following: > This Restoration to Balance & Alignment > > There's a moment when creators are being called to realize that the work > can't be reduced to results, but about energy. We don't innovate products > by pushing harder, we do it by holding the vision. Because momentum can't > be forced, it unfolds over time when culture are moving in the same > direction. We're being invited into a paradigm shift in how we think > about innovation. [...] This is intended to "look" like normal article text. As this is a first draft, this sucks and will be improved upon. Assisted-by: GLM 4.6, ChatGPT, GPT-OSS 120b Signed-off-by: Xe Iaso <me@xeiaso.net>
121 lines
2.7 KiB
Go
121 lines
2.7 KiB
Go
package naive
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import (
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_ "embed"
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"log/slog"
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"math/rand/v2"
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"net/http"
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"time"
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"github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/internal/honeypot"
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"github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/lib/store"
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"github.com/a-h/templ"
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"github.com/google/uuid"
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"github.com/m1/gospin"
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)
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//go:generate go tool github.com/a-h/templ/cmd/templ generate
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// XXX(Xe): All of this was generated by ChatGPT, GLM 4.6, and GPT-OSS 120b. This is pseudoprofound bullshit in spintax[1] format so that the bullshit generator can emit plausibly human-authored text while being very computationally cheap.
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//
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// It feels somewhat poetic to use spammer technology in Anubis.
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//
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// [1]: https://outboundly.ai/blogs/what-is-spintax-and-how-to-use-it/
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//
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//go:embed spintext.txt
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var spintext string
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//go:embed titles.txt
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var titles string
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//go:embed affirmations.txt
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var affirmations string
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func New(st store.Interface, lg *slog.Logger) *Impl {
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spin := gospin.New(nil)
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return &Impl{
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st: st,
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infos: store.JSON[honeypot.Info]{Underlying: st, Prefix: "honeypot-infos"},
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spin: spin,
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lg: lg.With("component", "honeypot/naive"),
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}
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}
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type Impl struct {
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st store.Interface
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infos store.JSON[honeypot.Info]
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spin *gospin.Spinner
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lg *slog.Logger
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}
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func (i *Impl) makeAffirmations() []string {
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result, err := i.spin.SpinN(affirmations, rand.IntN(5)+1)
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if err != nil {
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i.lg.Debug("can't spin affirmations, using fallback", "err", err)
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return []string{uuid.NewString()}
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}
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return result
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}
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func (i *Impl) makeSpins() []string {
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result, err := i.spin.SpinN(spintext, rand.IntN(8)+8)
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if err != nil {
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i.lg.Debug("can't spin text, using fallback", "err", err)
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return []string{uuid.NewString()}
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}
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return result
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}
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func (i *Impl) makeTitle() string {
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result, err := i.spin.Spin(titles)
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if err != nil {
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i.lg.Debug("can't spin titles, using fallback", "err", err)
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return uuid.NewString()
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}
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return result
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}
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func (i *Impl) ServeHTTP(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
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t0 := time.Now()
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id := r.PathValue("id")
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if id == "" {
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id = uuid.NewString()
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}
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stage := r.PathValue("stage")
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if stage == "init" {
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i.lg.Debug("found new entrance point", "id", id, "userAgent", r.UserAgent(), "ip", r.Header.Get("X-Real-Ip"))
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}
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spins := i.makeSpins()
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affirmations := i.makeAffirmations()
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title := i.makeTitle()
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var links []link
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for _, affirmation := range affirmations {
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links = append(links, link{
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href: uuid.NewString(),
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body: affirmation,
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})
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}
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templ.Handler(
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base(title, i.maze(spins, links)),
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templ.WithStreaming(),
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templ.WithStatus(http.StatusOK),
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).ServeHTTP(w, r)
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t1 := time.Since(t0)
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honeypot.Timings.WithLabelValues("naive").Observe(float64(t1.Milliseconds()))
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}
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type link struct {
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href string
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body string
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}
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