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anubis-mirror/internal/honeypot/naive/page.templ
Xe Iaso ade8505b26 feat: first implementation of honeypot logic
This is a bit of an experiment, stick with me.

The core idea here is that badly written crawlers are that: badly
written. They look for anything that contains `<a href="whatever" />`
tags and will blindly use those values to recurse. This takes advantage
of that by hiding a link in a `<script>` tag like this:

```html
<script type="ignore"><a href="/bots-only">Don't click</a></script>
```

Browsers will ignore it because they have no handler for the "ignore"
script type.

This current draft is very unoptimized (it takes like 7 seconds to
generate a page on my tower), however switching spintax libraries will
make this much faster.

The hope is to make this pluggable with WebAssembly such that we force
administrators to choose a storage method. First we crawl before we
walk.

The AI involvement in this commit is limited to the spintax in
affirmations.txt, spintext.txt, and titles.txt. This generates a bunch
of "pseudoprofound bullshit" like the following:

> This Restoration to Balance & Alignment
>
> There's a moment when creators are being called to realize that the work
> can't be reduced to results, but about energy. We don't innovate products
> by pushing harder, we do it by holding the vision. Because momentum can't
> be forced, it unfolds over time when culture are moving in the same
> direction. We're being invited into a paradigm shift in how we think
> about innovation. [...]

This is intended to "look" like normal article text. As this is a first
draft, this sucks and will be improved upon.

Assisted-by: GLM 4.6, ChatGPT, GPT-OSS 120b
Signed-off-by: Xe Iaso <me@xeiaso.net>
2025-12-15 18:27:42 -05:00

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package naive
import "fmt"
templ base(title string, body templ.Component) {
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<style>
html {
max-width: 70ch;
padding: 3em 1em;
margin: auto;
line-height: 1.75;
font-size: 1.25em;
}
</style>
<title>{ title }</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1>{ title }</h1>
@body
</body>
</html>
}
templ (i Impl) maze(body []string, links []link) {
for _, paragraph := range body {
<p>{ paragraph }</p>
}
<ul>
for _, link := range links {
<li><a href={ templ.SafeURL(fmt.Sprintf("./%s", link.href)) }></a>{ link.body }</li>
}
</ul>
}