feat: first implementation of honeypot logic

This is a bit of an experiment, stick with me.

The core idea here is that badly written crawlers are that: badly
written. They look for anything that contains `<a href="whatever" />`
tags and will blindly use those values to recurse. This takes advantage
of that by hiding a link in a `<script>` tag like this:

```html
<script type="ignore"><a href="/bots-only">Don't click</a></script>
```

Browsers will ignore it because they have no handler for the "ignore"
script type.

This current draft is very unoptimized (it takes like 7 seconds to
generate a page on my tower), however switching spintax libraries will
make this much faster.

The hope is to make this pluggable with WebAssembly such that we force
administrators to choose a storage method. First we crawl before we
walk.

The AI involvement in this commit is limited to the spintax in
affirmations.txt, spintext.txt, and titles.txt. This generates a bunch
of "pseudoprofound bullshit" like the following:

> This Restoration to Balance & Alignment
>
> There's a moment when creators are being called to realize that the work
> can't be reduced to results, but about energy. We don't innovate products
> by pushing harder, we do it by holding the vision. Because momentum can't
> be forced, it unfolds over time when culture are moving in the same
> direction. We're being invited into a paradigm shift in how we think
> about innovation. [...]

This is intended to "look" like normal article text. As this is a first
draft, this sucks and will be improved upon.

Assisted-by: GLM 4.6, ChatGPT, GPT-OSS 120b
Signed-off-by: Xe Iaso <me@xeiaso.net>

internal/honeypot/naive/naive.go

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+package naive
+
+import (
+	_ "embed"
+	"log/slog"
+	"math/rand/v2"
+	"net/http"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/internal/honeypot"
+	"github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis/lib/store"
+	"github.com/a-h/templ"
+	"github.com/google/uuid"
+	"github.com/m1/gospin"
+)
+
+//go:generate go tool github.com/a-h/templ/cmd/templ generate
+
+// XXX(Xe): All of this was generated by ChatGPT, GLM 4.6, and GPT-OSS 120b. This is pseudoprofound bullshit in spintax[1] format so that the bullshit generator can emit plausibly human-authored text while being very computationally cheap.
+//
+// It feels somewhat poetic to use spammer technology in Anubis.
+//
+// [1]: https://outboundly.ai/blogs/what-is-spintax-and-how-to-use-it/
+//
+//go:embed spintext.txt
+var spintext string
+
+//go:embed titles.txt
+var titles string
+
+//go:embed affirmations.txt
+var affirmations string
+
+func New(st store.Interface, lg *slog.Logger) *Impl {
+	spin := gospin.New(nil)
+
+	return &Impl{
+		st:    st,
+		infos: store.JSON[honeypot.Info]{Underlying: st, Prefix: "honeypot-infos"},
+		spin:  spin,
+		lg:    lg.With("component", "honeypot/naive"),
+	}
+}
+
+type Impl struct {
+	st    store.Interface
+	infos store.JSON[honeypot.Info]
+	spin  *gospin.Spinner
+	lg    *slog.Logger
+}
+
+func (i *Impl) makeAffirmations() []string {
+	result, err := i.spin.SpinN(affirmations, rand.IntN(5)+1)
+	if err != nil {
+		i.lg.Debug("can't spin affirmations, using fallback", "err", err)
+		return []string{uuid.NewString()}
+	}
+
+	return result
+}
+
+func (i *Impl) makeSpins() []string {
+	result, err := i.spin.SpinN(spintext, rand.IntN(8)+8)
+	if err != nil {
+		i.lg.Debug("can't spin text, using fallback", "err", err)
+		return []string{uuid.NewString()}
+	}
+
+	return result
+}
+
+func (i *Impl) makeTitle() string {
+	result, err := i.spin.Spin(titles)
+	if err != nil {
+		i.lg.Debug("can't spin titles, using fallback", "err", err)
+		return uuid.NewString()
+	}
+
+	return result
+}
+
+func (i *Impl) ServeHTTP(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+	t0 := time.Now()
+
+	id := r.PathValue("id")
+	if id == "" {
+		id = uuid.NewString()
+	}
+
+	stage := r.PathValue("stage")
+	if stage == "init" {
+		i.lg.Debug("found new entrance point", "id", id, "userAgent", r.UserAgent(), "ip", r.Header.Get("X-Real-Ip"))
+	}
+
+	spins := i.makeSpins()
+	affirmations := i.makeAffirmations()
+	title := i.makeTitle()
+
+	var links []link
+	for _, affirmation := range affirmations {
+		links = append(links, link{
+			href: uuid.NewString(),
+			body: affirmation,
+		})
+	}
+
+	templ.Handler(
+		base(title, i.maze(spins, links)),
+		templ.WithStreaming(),
+		templ.WithStatus(http.StatusOK),
+	).ServeHTTP(w, r)
+
+	t1 := time.Since(t0)
+	honeypot.Timings.WithLabelValues("naive").Observe(float64(t1.Milliseconds()))
+}
+
+type link struct {
+	href string
+	body string
+}